With the release of the 50 Shades Of Grey movie in Singapore (with Malaysians grumbling in the background), the Internet has exploded with filthy, filthy thoughts. Someone along the way had realised the relation between #SG50 and #50ShadesOfGrey to create what is now known as #SG50ShadesOfGrey — the latest of the parody hashtags that has taken over Singapore.
With the crazy collection of tweets here, it’s quite clear that Singaporeans really know their stuff.
Some things just taste too good
It felt moist and warm in her mouth. The white silky texture was familiar. She swallowed. It was a damn good tau huey. #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— Mr. H (@asonofapeach) February 14, 2015
“Enough licking, put the whole thing in your mouth..”, her body shivered in pleasure. It was the best Cornetto she ever had. #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— Muttons On the Move (@muttons) February 15, 2015
Agony on public transport
Her hands quivered inside her pants. Her heart is beating fast; it was approaching. Finally, she found her ezlink card. #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— Mr. H (@asonofapeach) February 14, 2015
It was a tight fit. It was hard to go in. Finally when he was in, he gasped in relief. A day in the MRT @ peak hour. #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— syakirah (@SyakirahNasri) February 14, 2015
These uncles aren’t behaving
She screamed for him to stop, but he kept pumping away. She wanted half tank, but the Shell uncle heard full tank. #sg50shadesofgrey
— Ervin Han (@ErvinHan) February 14, 2015
He kept forcing in and I could feel his breath on my neck. “eh uncle mrt full alr la stop squeezing leh” #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— guan hong yay (@tanguanhong) February 14, 2015
His fingers are still wet, he fondled the pink inside making sure it was ok for her. “Can can, I take this fish uncle” #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— Tan Sri (@MFBMA) February 14, 2015
Some students need to destress
“SWALLOW IT! I SAID SWALLOW IT” he bellowed. She cried as she tried to. She hates the taste of Brands Chicken Essence #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— Tan Sri (@MFBMA) February 14, 2015
It was agony. Her hands trembled, body covered in sweat as Mr Tan gave her the D. Amy regretted not studying for Chem. #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— Renald Loh (@SpurredRenald) February 13, 2015
#SG50ShadesofGrey Tears of pain streamed down his cheeks. He couldn’t resist it. He had to go to NTULearn to check his results.
— The Voice of NTU (@therealfakeNTU) February 14, 2015
Hot And Sweaty
She moaned loudly w/ her sweat trickling down her body, she leaned her head back & said “Walauwei today damn hot sia!” #sg50shadesofgrey
— ✿Aki Targaryen✿ (@deathbycarnage) February 16, 2015