This article originally appeared on Vulcan Post.
At times, all we are looking for is a bargain. And popular homegrown mobile marketplace app Carousell gives us just that.
But then again, there are those who take this too far. An opportunistic genius created a blog to document the experiences of those who’ve just descended into Carouhell.
We sniffed out 10 types of people who have exhausted their Carousell privileges this shopping season.
1. The Lowballer
Because a Mercedes is worth only $100, said no one ever.
2. The “Husband”
“Give you lah cos you need to stop making noise and sleep.”
3. The Dead Buyer
But then again, you might have passed away. May you rest in peace.
4. The #foreveralone
Because Tinder.
5. The Clueless
Because I don’t measure myself.
6. The Fickle
Because I once loved it, then didn’t, then loved it again.
7. The Kid
Because my father don’t allow.
8. The Homeless
I cannot do postage because I have no house.
9. The Pottymouth
Call me stupid, you f*cking b*tch, and your whole family dies.
10. The Pervert
Because some like it private, if you know what I mean.
Consider yourselves lucky if you’ve never met these people on Carousell. But if you have, don’t let them deter you from stealing a deal from the ever-popular app.
